FRAKKIN' ELECTION BULLSHIT!

It’s election time and the BULLSHITTERS are coming out of the political woodwork! The media is in a frenzy pushing their political agenda up your whazoo. The networks have finally eliminated the real candidates, like Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich. First they culled them out of the debates and now they've got them off the air. And no wonder, they're not part of the system, THEY'RE HONEST! They make the other candidates look like fools and liars, people "on the take!" I don't care whether you agree with them or not, at least you know what you are getting. With the candidates left on the podium, you can hardly see their hind ends because there are so many hands stuffing money in their pockets!

Its bullshit I tell you, but what's a skeptic to do? I'll tell you what - get hoppin' MAD! I was listening to Dan Carlin's "Common Sense" podcast the other day and he suggested the only thing we could do was waste our vote. I think he's right too. Not one of these candidates is going to do anything they are saying they will do. Once they get in office, they are going to forget about us, and honor their commitments to big business. So what do we do? Vote for someone honest instead. If you lean left, write in Kucinich, if you lean right, write in Ron Paul. Hell, if enough of us are pissed off, we just might get someone with some balls! (Instead of someone with ovaries!) I mean this folks. We can't vote for another of these "promise them anything to get the vote" talking heads. We need someone that's going to tear things up.


We're in deep trouble. The frakkin' top idiot just announced the new budget is $3.1 TRILLION dollars. He claims to be a religious conservative! I suspect he thinks he is the only one that isn't going to HELL in a handbasket. We have got to have a change. A BIG CHANGE! And I don't mean another talking head. I mean someone that is taking no bribes, doesn't give a shit if they get re-elected, and will come out of the box ready to fight. And I don't mean fight Al Qaeda - I mean fight Al Congress & Al Senate! That's right, we need to cut the crap, get down to business, pull in the reigns, get fiscally responsible, and pare the government down to the size of a large PEA!

THREE-POINT-ONE TRILLION FRAKKIN’ DOLLARS! And what do we get for it? NOTHING!


NO wait, I’m wrong. We get all kinds of good things:

 An endless war in Iraq (Maybe for the next hundred years according to the idiot McCain.)

 An endless war in Afghanistan. (I understand the Taliban are back. So we’re going to get to do this again when we’re done getting our asses kicked in Iraq. That’s right folks, WE AIN’T WINNING! Don’t believe the shit they are telling you! If we were winning, we could leave!)

 $3+ a gallon gas and climbing. But this is a good thing because now the Arabs will have more money TO LOAN US!


 Universal healthcare for the Presidents, Senators, and Congressmen. (They figure we don’t need it because they cut our taxes.) God bless them, they deserve it for all they’ve done for us. Frakkin’ criminals!

 OH and we can sleep safely at night knowing our phones are tapped for our own protection! Not to mention our Congress is hard at work on immunity for the Telecoms, so they can keep on protecting us.

Well, you get the picture – WE’RE SCREWED! We are going to pay the bill for everything. The politicians running for office, no matter what they tell you they are going to do for you; they’re not going to do it. They are going to go where the money is, and they are going to stuff it in their pockets and their family’s pockets and their friend’s pockets. But they are not going to stuff it in your pocket, because that’s where they get the money from when they’re not suckin’ off big business.


So forget it. Don’t vote for any of them. They are the puppets of big business! They look good on the outside, but they’re crooks. Waste your vote. Send a protest! Pick someone honest!

And one last thing, some ASSHOLE is planning to spend $3.1 TRILLION dollars of your money. And no one is going to stop him. What does that tell you?

IMPEACH GEORGE BUSH BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!