JESUS FREAK TRAINING CAMPS!

WHAT THE FRAK IS THIS ALL ABOUT?

WHO WOULD DO THIS TO THEIR CHILDREN?

These people are not only insane, they are extremely dangerous. They want to take the minds of our children and fill them with dangerous, evil thoughts. They are mesmerizing them into an army of freaks worshipping a mass murderer. George Bush now has the blood of hundreds of thousands of men, women and children on his hands, and this is to be their God? The people behind this camp should be put away. They are Frakkin' NUTS!

Welcome to the Christian Terrorist version of the same violent religous extremism that is inflaming the Middle East. The same extremism that brought down the World Trade Center. The Jesus Camp lunatics want the same future for these poor unfortunate children that befell the muslim fanatics that martyred themselves and 3000 innocent men, women and children on 9/11. These hateful, murderous christian thugs want to fight a holy war against Islam in the name of Jesus! And they want to use their children to fight their war for them. These people are Frakkin' EVIL!

The fanatical, fundamentalist, born-again Jesus people, and all the other nutbags just like them, are what is wrong with the world today. These are the voices against Science, Reason, and Peace. These are also the followers of George Bush. They want to change our laws, restrict our freedoms, control our lives and they are willing to sacrifice the souls of their own children to achieve these demented goals. They are willing to maim and torture in the blood of Christ. There is no time to waste being politically correct! All reasonable, moderate, intelligent people must stand up against the onslaught of religous bile that is immersing us in senseless bloodshed. We must fight these Jesus FREAKS with every fiber of our being. We must expel them from our schools and political institutions. We cannot vote for any candidateS that do not recognize the complete separation of church and state.

We must stop George Bush and his fanatic host before it is too late!

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE !

IMPEACH GEORGE BUSH NOW!

BUSHWACKED!

People are FRAKKIN’ crazy!

Take George Bush.

This guy is PRESIDENT of the FREE WORLD and he can’t put two words together without stammering. He has his finger on the GOD DAMN BUTTON and he can’t even say “nuclear!” It’s Frakkin’ NUTS!

He approves the national budget, or should I say the national DEFICIT, and he doesn’t have the scientific literacy of a 10 year old! He doesn’t believe in global warming even though the poles are melting, the seas are rising and hurricanes are tearing the world apart. It’s Frakkin’ NUTS!

He doesn’t believe in Evolution! I'm not kidding you! Let me repeat, only louder this time. HE DOESN’T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION! How the Frak can you be PRESIDENT of the FREE WORLD and not accept that humans are animals? Hey George, what about the human genome project the government funded? You know the one that says all creatures on earth have the same chromosomal structure? Just a coincidence? Do you pay any attention to this shit you Frakkin’ nutcase?

I know, God told him the earth was only 4000 years old. Jesus! Egypt is older than that! What about fossils, carbon dating and plate tectonics! All that science crap is not for him. George is convinced the world was made by an Intelligent Designer. That’s right, he has publicly stated that I.D. should be taught in science class. It’s Frakkin’ NUTS! But listen to this. A Federal judge in Dover, PA just ruled that Intelligent Design isn’t science, it’s nonsense! And guess who appointed this judge? You got it – Frak head!

On a side note, what the Frak is Intelligent Design anyway? What intelligent designer would have created George Bush? If man is an Intelligent Design, I’m Frakkin’ Albert Einstein! I’ll give you an example of Intelligent Design – the toilet, that’s Intelligent Design! Let me ask you this? If George Bush is an example of intelligent design why does he have to poop every day? You know he poops, he’s full of shit. Is that Intelligent Design! I’ll tell you what it is - It’s Frakkin’ NUTS!

And what about IRAQ? What a Frakkin’ mess. I mean this guy invents bullshit. Lies to congress. (How hard can that be?) And then invades Iraq just because his Daddy couldn’t do it. I’m not shittin’ you. That’s why he did it. He frakked it all up too!

Here, let me give you the short form of this story:

Using 9/11 as justification for a War on Terror against the AXIS OF EVIL, George invades Iraq claiming they have WMD’s they might give to terrorists. (Of course, he knows the Iraqis don’t have WMD’s, because the Frakkin’ inspectors didn’t find any!) Then, after he invades Iraq and the world discovers they don’t have WMD’s, he beheads their president anyway. (I guess that was one for the gipper.)

We’re not done yet. Next, he ousts the minority religious sect that was in power, disbands their military, and holds a free election that puts the majority religious sect in power. This is the same Frakkin’ sect of Muslim religious lunatics that rule Iran, another corner of the AXIS OF EVIL!

Wait! Wait! It doesn’t stop! These actions unleash a civil war that attracts terrorists from all over the world who just can’t wait to strap bombs around their guts so they can blow themselves up because they Frakkin’ hate Bush's Neocon politics!

Thanks George, you Frakkin’ moron! The war has cost more American lives than were lost in 9/11. Who knows how many Iraqis are dead; somewhere between 600,000 and 1,000,000 at last count. (Let me see, that would be genocide at the hands of the PRESIDENT of the FREE WORLD! Welcome to America!)

All this at a cost of somewhere between 1 – 2 TRILLION dollars! ($2,000,000,000,000) That’s enough money to buy 40 million Porsches!


But we Americans won’t be buying them, because we’re broke. Oh, and guess who we’re borrowing the money from? The Frakkin’ Arabs! That’s right, because the price of OIL doubled! You couldn’t make this shit up if you wanted to! We’ve been BUSHWACKED!


Who are the MORONS now? Get off of your asses!

IMPEACH GEORGE BUSH BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!