People are FRAKKIN’ crazy!
Take George Bush.
This guy is PRESIDENT of the FREE WORLD and he can’t put two words together without stammering. He has his finger on the GOD DAMN BUTTON and he can’t even say “nuclear!” It’s Frakkin’ NUTS!
He approves the national budget, or should I say the national DEFICIT, and he doesn’t have the scientific literacy o
f a 10 year old! He doesn’t believe in global warming even though the poles are melting, the seas are rising and hurricanes are tearing the world apart. It’s Frakkin’ NUTS!
He doesn’t believe in Evolution! I'm not kidding you! Let me repeat, only louder this time. HE DOESN’T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION! How the Frak can you be PRESIDENT of the FREE WORLD and not accept that humans are animals? Hey George, what about the human genome project the g
overnment funded? You know the one that says all creatures on earth have the same chromosomal structure? Just a coincidence? Do you pay any attention to this shit you Frakkin’ nutcase?
I know, God told him the earth was only 4000 years old. Jesus! Egypt is older than that! What about fossils, carbon dating and plate tectonics! All that science crap is not for him. George is convinced the world was made by an Intelligent Designer. That’s right, he has publicly stated that I.D. should be taught in science class. It’s Frakkin’ NUTS! But listen to this. A Federal judge in Dover, PA just ruled that Intelligent Design isn’t science, it’s nonsense! And guess who appointed this judge? You got it – Frak head!
On a side note, what the Frak is Intelligent Design anyway? What intelligent designer would have cre
ated George Bush? If man is an Intelligent Design, I’m Frakkin’ Albert Einstein! I’ll give you an example of Intelligent Design – the toilet, that’s Intelligent Design! Let me ask you this? If George Bush is an example of intelligent design why does he have to poop every day? You know he poops, he’s full of shit. Is that Intelligent Design! I’ll tell you what it is - It’s Frakkin’ NUTS!
And what about IRAQ? What a Frakkin’ mess. I mean this guy invents bullshit. Lies to congress. (How hard can that be?) And then invades Iraq just because his Daddy couldn’t do it. I’m not shittin’ you. That’s why he did it. He frakked it all up too!
Here, let me give you the short form of this story:
Using 9/11 as justification for a War on Terror against the AXIS OF EVIL, George invades Iraq claiming they have WMD’s they might give to terrorists. (Of course, he knows the Iraqis don’t have WMD’s, because the Frakkin’ inspectors didn’t find any!) Then, after he invades Iraq and the world discovers they don’t have WMD’s, he beheads their president anyway. (I guess that was one for the gipper.)
We’re not done yet. Next, he ousts the minority religious sect that was in power, disbands their military, and holds a fr
ee election that puts the majority religious sect in power. This is the same Frakkin’ sect of Muslim religious lunatics that rule Iran, another corner of the AXIS OF EVIL!
Wait! Wait! It doesn’t stop! These actions unleash a civil war that attracts terrorists from all over the world who just can’t wait to strap bombs around their guts so they can blow themselves up because they Frakkin’ hate Bush's Neocon politics!
Thanks George, you Frakkin’ moron! The war has cost more American lives than were lost in 9/11. Who knows how many Iraqis are dead; somewhere between 600,000 and 1,000,000 at last count. (Let me see, that would be genocide at the hands of the PRESIDENT of the FREE WORLD! Welcome to America!)
All this at a cost of somewhere between 1 – 2 TRILLION dollars! ($2,000,000,000,000) That’s enough money to buy 40 million Porsches!
But we Americans won’t be buying them, because we’re broke. Oh, and guess who we’re borrowing the money from? The Frakkin’ Arabs! That’s right, because the price of OIL doubled! You couldn’t make this shit up if you wanted to! We’ve been BUSHWACKED!
Who are the MORONS now? Get off of your asses!
IMPEACH GEORGE BUSH BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!
Take George Bush.
This guy is PRESIDENT of the FREE WORLD and he can’t put two words together without stammering. He has his finger on the GOD DAMN BUTTON and he can’t even say “nuclear!” It’s Frakkin’ NUTS!
He approves the national budget, or should I say the national DEFICIT, and he doesn’t have the scientific literacy o
f a 10 year old! He doesn’t believe in global warming even though the poles are melting, the seas are rising and hurricanes are tearing the world apart. It’s Frakkin’ NUTS!He doesn’t believe in Evolution! I'm not kidding you! Let me repeat, only louder this time. HE DOESN’T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION! How the Frak can you be PRESIDENT of the FREE WORLD and not accept that humans are animals? Hey George, what about the human genome project the g
overnment funded? You know the one that says all creatures on earth have the same chromosomal structure? Just a coincidence? Do you pay any attention to this shit you Frakkin’ nutcase?I know, God told him the earth was only 4000 years old. Jesus! Egypt is older than that! What about fossils, carbon dating and plate tectonics! All that science crap is not for him. George is convinced the world was made by an Intelligent Designer. That’s right, he has publicly stated that I.D. should be taught in science class. It’s Frakkin’ NUTS! But listen to this. A Federal judge in Dover, PA just ruled that Intelligent Design isn’t science, it’s nonsense! And guess who appointed this judge? You got it – Frak head!
On a side note, what the Frak is Intelligent Design anyway? What intelligent designer would have cre
ated George Bush? If man is an Intelligent Design, I’m Frakkin’ Albert Einstein! I’ll give you an example of Intelligent Design – the toilet, that’s Intelligent Design! Let me ask you this? If George Bush is an example of intelligent design why does he have to poop every day? You know he poops, he’s full of shit. Is that Intelligent Design! I’ll tell you what it is - It’s Frakkin’ NUTS!And what about IRAQ? What a Frakkin’ mess. I mean this guy invents bullshit. Lies to congress. (How hard can that be?) And then invades Iraq just because his Daddy couldn’t do it. I’m not shittin’ you. That’s why he did it. He frakked it all up too!
Here, let me give you the short form of this story:
Using 9/11 as justification for a War on Terror against the AXIS OF EVIL, George invades Iraq claiming they have WMD’s they might give to terrorists. (Of course, he knows the Iraqis don’t have WMD’s, because the Frakkin’ inspectors didn’t find any!) Then, after he invades Iraq and the world discovers they don’t have WMD’s, he beheads their president anyway. (I guess that was one for the gipper.)
We’re not done yet. Next, he ousts the minority religious sect that was in power, disbands their military, and holds a fr
ee election that puts the majority religious sect in power. This is the same Frakkin’ sect of Muslim religious lunatics that rule Iran, another corner of the AXIS OF EVIL!Wait! Wait! It doesn’t stop! These actions unleash a civil war that attracts terrorists from all over the world who just can’t wait to strap bombs around their guts so they can blow themselves up because they Frakkin’ hate Bush's Neocon politics!
Thanks George, you Frakkin’ moron! The war has cost more American lives than were lost in 9/11. Who knows how many Iraqis are dead; somewhere between 600,000 and 1,000,000 at last count. (Let me see, that would be genocide at the hands of the PRESIDENT of the FREE WORLD! Welcome to America!)
All this at a cost of somewhere between 1 – 2 TRILLION dollars! ($2,000,000,000,000) That’s enough money to buy 40 million Porsches!
But we Americans won’t be buying them, because we’re broke. Oh, and guess who we’re borrowing the money from? The Frakkin’ Arabs! That’s right, because the price of OIL doubled! You couldn’t make this shit up if you wanted to! We’ve been BUSHWACKED!Who are the MORONS now? Get off of your asses!
IMPEACH GEORGE BUSH BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!
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